I think my most enduring character flaw is that my body hair keeps being itchy
Frank are you a tarantula ?
I’m literally always asking “what would a real tarantula do in this situation”
You should use your itchy body hair for evil, that’s what a real tarantula would do.
That’s exactly why I’m not a real tarantula
Good to know you’re not evil, Frank. You’re a good, itchy friend. 💕
I am definitely evil because I get the worst, itchy body hair problems. Why would you want an evil monster who is a “good” and “itchy” person